Sunday, November 10, 2019

Don't Go Near the Park (1979)



Cardinal IV Film Distributors
Directed by Larence D. Foldes
My rating: BOMB
IMDb Wikipedia
(DVD, Dark Sky Films)

Cursed caveman brother and sister are adults living in modern day Los Angeles. They have survived the centuiries by cannibalistic murders which prevent them from aging. The brother hopes to break the curse by sacrificing a virgin, which he plans on conceiving with unsuspecting new bride Linnea Quigley. However, she ends up a teenage runaway living in some abandoned shack with a foul-mouthed street kid, another teenager who calls himself Cowboy and an old woman who may or may not be her aunt. Aldo Ray shows up as a creepy writer who provides some background history. She eventually confronts her father in a cave in Griffith Park. Cheap, sleazy, poorly acted "video nasty" that only completists need to see.

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